Lunchmeat

A condition in which one is possessive of an upscale sense of humor. Often a Lunchmeat will totally baffle the opposing party instead of making them laugh.

I would totally laugh if I had any idea what you just said. You're a total lunchmeat.

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Duffee

The condition of one "having a stick up one's ass."

You're being such a duffee. Just chill out.

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J-strap

A condition in which one is prone to unleash calculated verbal attacks on unsuspecting persons within ones vicinity.

Shit man, you had better watch out. He's totally J-strappin'.

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Scurf

One characterized by wrinkled clothing, matted hair, and unpleasant odor.

Ugh, what a scurf! How could someone go out into public like that?!

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