Bloored

A word used to describe when something has been irreparably knackered or exhausted. A word to be used instead of a profanity to define being ultimately mind blown.

After finishing off enough food to feed a small country Andy felt well and truly Bloored.

Or

Only after declaring his love for the bar stool did Dave's friends realise that he was considerably fucking Bloored.

Sniffness

Sniffness.
A term for losing ones sense of smell. I.e. deafness, blindness and sniffness.

Only sniffness could have prevented her from knowing the disco fanny was truly terrible.