EA Games

Monolithic games company which acquires talent instead of breeding it.

1. Responsible for shipping their games with crippling DRM.

2. Most of their games are souless cloneless advertising vehicles regurgitated at least once a year, every year.

1.
Guy1 - Hey, reinstalled Spore on your new PC yet?
Guy2 - No, EA Games fucked me

Guy1 - Hey, reinstalled Red Alert 3 on your new PC yet?
Guy2 - No, EA Games fucked me

2.
Guy1 - Hey, fancy a game of FIFA2009?
Guy2 - Nah, how about FIFA2008?
Guy1 - I don't have that, how about FIFA2007?

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