Monopolist

Someone who is a polygamist but wants everyone with him to stay monogamist.

Someone who is selfish and wants to fuck lots of women but doesn't want to share his women with others.

Essentially a MonoPoly.

Hey Michael, are you mono or poly?

Neither, I'm a monopolist.

Cuntstash

Overgrown vagina bush!, cunt mustash, cunstash.

Hey sweety your cuntstash is showing., Sweetheart you might want to wax your cuntstash.

Socioslapped

Socioslap (sos ee O - slapt)

When one's soul has been utterly destroyed, by an encounter with sociopath.

Synonyms:
World Eater, Coquette, Cleopatra, Charlie Sheen "WINNING!"

Antonyms: Conscience

The women I was dating seemed charming and charismatic until I was socioslapped to the face.