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When in a group of offspring, be them human or animal, all of them are near perfect. Except one, which is exceptionally and completely fucking retarded.
Dude, did you see those insanely hot triplets over there?
Who the fuck are you talking to?
Well, there's four of them, but the last one is a Mongoloid Duckling.
Fuck it, I'm going home.
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The character in all of my definitions that Sodomy Boy absolutely despises, yet still seems to always be around.
Hey Sodomy Boy!
Fuck off Sack o' Shit
No seriously!
I will fucking kill you Sack o' Shit.
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Inserting a head of cabbage into one's rectum, once said cabbage is inserted, an elephant is forced to eat fore-mentioned cabbage.
Hey did you hear what happened to Bob?
No, why?
He's in the hospital, apparently he had one hell of an Anal Elephant.
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The act of forcefully removing one's penis and surgically attaching it to another individual's forehead, resembling a narwhal.
I got fired today.
Why?
My boss found my Facebook page and saw all of the pictures from last night.
What....?
I had one hell of a time narwhalling everybody at the party.
Oh yea, John bled out.
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Sodomy Boy is the name I have given to the sarcastic, douche bag character in all of my definitions.
Hey, you know that hilarious character in all of Sodomy Boy's definitions?
Yea....?
He's fucking awesome!
I wonder who he is.....dumb ass.....
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The act of deliberately assaulting someone with your, or any other individual's, testicles.
I just got out of prison for testicular battery, after I killed your mom five years ago.
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The act of attaching a car battery to one's testicles, in order to achieve extreme stimulation.
Dude James died yesterday!
What? Why!
Apparently he wanted to really get off, so he tried out a Testicular Battery.
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