Fairy

A person who, when walks in the sunlight, glistens brightly. They have the ability to walk or run fast, climb trees by bear crawling, and usually suck dick.

Sometimes confused as vampires.

Edward: "I'm a vampire, Bella."
Bella: "You suck cock, not blood. You're a fairy."

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Kthnxbai=)

A complete conversation-ender.
Prepare to be "Wtf is this shit?" 'd

Alex: "So,whats up?"
Failip: "So, i herd you liek mudkipz."
Alex: " ... Kthnxbai=)"

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