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NOUN: Walmart Greeter
An employee hired by Walmart for the sake of being able to say that they will hire retards. Just another reason to not go to Walmart.
Bill: Dude, I don't want to go to Walmart, I'm afraid I'll step in the greetards shit.
Jim: Yeah, they should at least get someone to clean up after him.
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I just wanted to point out the Spanish word "Estadaunidenses" which is a real word (unlike "United Statians") but is the same thing (rather than "Americanos" which is almost never used to mean people from the USA).
United Statians are cool.
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1. A pronoun refering to anything that makes you angry.
2. A person which is not on your good side at the moment.
1. Goverment oppression is the ultimate anger; I hate school!
2. I think my brother loves being the anger.
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An old, reliable, unstoppable Texas Instruments calculator, every bit as good as the ti-83...if you know how to use it right.
While the professor is blabbing on about logarithms, I'm usually playing tetris on my ti-82.
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To "wash" without actually washing.
Maw: Wash your hands young man!
Kid: But there's no soap!
Maw: Then warsh 'em.
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Like the other guy said, the worst day (I promise!) of the week. Why is tuesday always bad? It's right in the middle of the week. Your not getting ready for the weekend. Your not all rested up from the weekend like you would be on monday. In fact, since monday sucked all the life out of people, the people your left with are nothing pleasant.
Dude 1: Man, tuesday blows.
Dude 2: You said it.
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One of several supposed disorders a doctor may diagnose one of having. I was diagnosed with ADD, so I'm not BSing here. I was given Ritalin, which caused side effects such as appetite suppression and strange throat pain. After quitting the drug, I felt much better. I regained the weight and did not have any mental problems. Okay, so maybe I was a little hyper as a kid, but I blame it on the sugar.
I must say it is totally wrong and apalling to pass off someone diagnosed with ADD or ADHD as a retard or idiot, they probably are smarter than you ;), and are just a victim of modern "medicine".
Doctor: He has ADHD, I prescribe Ritalin. That'll be $150.
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