Yarde Farm

Often described as 'The Hole', Yarde Farm is a delightful street on the outskirts of Pimperne. If you like having kids vandalise your property, and women, in their mid 30's rummaging through your garbage, then Yarde Farm is the luxury housing estate for you.

Daytime television figures have recently doubled, due to the amount of unemployed single mothers now inhabiting Yarde Farm

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Greenhill

Yarde Farm wannabe, Greenhill, is Blandfords answer to Pimpernes luxury housing complex. Built in the suburbs of Blandford, Greenhill is well known for Chavs (usually the little annoying rodent Chavs) and loud heavy metal music.



Also homes MC James

Turn up that Heavy Metal Music, this is Greenhill not a fucking Libary

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GoNGetIt

When playing football with Pete or SiKev, the ball is often found to be going over the 10ft high fence, and into a nearby field. GO-N-GET-IT is often shouted at them whenever they're about to take a shot, to warn them that they are more than likely to kick the ball into the field

*Ball Bounces Up, ready for Pete/SiKev to hit on the volley*

GoNGetIt!

*Pete/SiKev hits the ball over the fence*

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SiKev

Annoying person who tends to follow you around

*Person follows you around*

Fuck off SiKev

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Pimperne

A location of which entertainment is a high priority

Person X: Yo, this place is great!
Person Y: Yer, its truely Pimperne