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Pretendonitis

What retarded people use as an excuse to get out of doing any kind of physical activity or therapy

“Sorry coach, I have a severe case of pretendonitis so I CAN’T play dodgeball!”

by Spikethemad712 April 9, 2018

10👍 23👎


Lenny

An instrument that always breaks

Man, my violin pulled a Lenny!

by Spikethemad712 May 1, 2018

1👍 2👎


go screw yourself

To insult a rude person

“Oh, go screw yourself Jimmy!”

by Spikethemad712 March 22, 2018

5👍 3👎