nungle

A portmanteau of the words new and jungle.

I was gonna hit the pub last night but I got sucked into The Nungle instead.

cuppet

A portmanteau of the words cunt and muppet.
Used primarily to refer to pig-dogs of the two-legged variety, without derogating pigs or dogs of the four-legged variety.

I wanted to go out and party on Friday but mitch briggs showed up with his cuppet mates and huckled me off in a paddy wagon AGAIN.