ding-ding

Slang term for penis.

Bam (after pantsing Novak): "Ahh, look at his ding-ding!"

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dikronculous

Similar to ridonculous, but a little bit cooler. It's the most extreme version of ridiculous. Used especially if you're extremely angry or appalled.

Person 1: "I'm not buying you any more ice cream. You seriously don't need any more."
Person 2: "WTF?! That's completely dikronculous!"

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manly skillpowers

The ability some men have to fix everything and answer very difficult questions, while also being quite manly and masculine.

Me: "Dude, my Green Day tape broke!"
Sam: "Here, I'll fix it. *fixes*"
Me: "OMG! You have some amazing manly skillpowers!"

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Syndrome Syndrome

This syndrome is what all modern doctors have been showing symptoms of. It's where they can't stop making up syndromes and disorders to diagnose people with. And they're only making them up in order to make more medications, which in turn make more money. These syndromes include ADD, ADHD, and "Restless Legs Syndrome".

Examples of 2 doctors who have Syndrome Syndrome:

Guy: "And like, I have these weird muscle spasms, where I can't keep my legs still when I'm trying to go to sleep."
Doctor: "Oh yeah? Well, that must be uh... Restless Legs Syndrome. Yeah, that's it. Here's the medication you're gonna need to take to treat it..."

Woman: "My child is so hyper! I know he's only five, but I just wanna sit around and watch TV! Why can't I just sit around and watch TV without my kid getting into stuff?"
Doctor: "Because he has ADD. Here, give him some of this, it should calm him down."

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jayyy kayyy

Like when people say jk, which is internet slang for just kidding, but they actually say the letters. In this form, you elongate the y sound, so you say "jayyy kayyy!". It means you are just kidding, and is much cooler to say out loud than just "jk" or "just kidding!".

Friend 1: "We should get his number... and stalk him."
Guy: "WHAT?!"
Friend 2: "Haha, jayyy kayyy!"

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FEAP

Friends Even After Porno

She is my FEAP, so if you mess with her, then... I might cry.

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BFEAH

Best Friends Even After Hollywood

Me and my BFEAH are going to the store to take random pictures.

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