chicken wing

1.(v) An offensive/defensive move performed by bending ones arm and using the forearm to connect across the face or neck of an individual for the purpose of incapacitation. This move is normally used when to close to throw a punch.

I just saw a cop knock a drunk guy on his ass with a crossface chicken wing!

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dorknoodle

1.(n) a derogatory term of affection used to address a friend or acquaintance who you think is being silly.

I can't believe he just did that! What a dorknoodle!

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cardioholic

1. (n) Someone who is extremely addicted to cardiovascular exercise i.e. a compulsive runner.

2. (n) Someone living in a varrying climate who will run in any of it, every day.

I'm sure that guy running past my window is a cardioholic because just thinking about running in this cold is making my testicles shrink.

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cardioholic

1. (n) Someone who is extremely addicted to cardiovascular exercise i.e. a compulsive runner.

2. (n) Someone living in a varrying climate who will run in any of it, every day.

I'm sure that guy running past my window is a cardioholic because just thinking about running in this cold is making me shiver.

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