Table Time

This one is just fucked up. You're banging someone on a table, and your parter asks you what time it is. You must respond, "It's Table Time!" and slam their head repeatedly on the table.

It's fun.

18👍 40👎

The Gummy Sue

Okay, well when a girl is about to give you dome, you punch out a ll of her teeth. Apparently it makes for a "smoother ride".

Disgusting stuff.

3👍 4👎

Irish Tuck

In an emergency situation when a guy pops a boner, tuck it up into the waist band of your pants to avaoid making it obvious that you can't control yourself.

"My sister bent over and her tit fell out so I had to pull and Irish Tuck so she wouldn't know I was a perv and checking out my sister." -Dave

57👍 120👎

Cleavland Steamer

When you take take a shit of the chest of another human and rub the feces all over their body.

I gave your sister a Cleavland Steamer.. and she liked it!

162👍 219👎

Scuttle

You're titty fucking a girl reverse.. that is to say that your balls are hanging in her face.

I Scuttled her good!

9👍 19👎

Cowboy

You're banging a girl and you say, "Wow, I guess great sex runs in your family. But I think that you're sister/mother gave better head." Assuming that things go to plan, you're wench gets angry and tries to throw you off. Stay on as long as you can.. that's the fun.

Don't try this with manly women.. they get pissed.

30👍 54👎