hfu

Means "Hey fuck you" in internet lingo.

Person 1: Excuse me but you suck.
Person 2: HFU

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Ryan Bowen

Former Denver Nuggets star. Brings it every game.

Michael Jordan: Holy shit, what was that blur of amazingness that blew by me?
Passerby: Oh. That's Ryan Bowen.

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farmer's delight

A sexual act in which one woman inserts a full corn cob into another's "corn-hole" while the corn-cob-ee is being penetrated by a gonorrhea-infected tracter tail-pipe. The inserter gets rammed by a horse that is suspended above her with an elaborate set of ropes. The horse's initial penetration is after fifteen feet on a zip line. It is forceful. A goat eats the old corn cob afterwards, and is jerked off while it dines.

Please do not do this. If you do, videotape it.

Farmer's delight tonight, Cletusette?

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