hfu

Means "Hey fuck you" in internet lingo.

Person 1: Excuse me but you suck.
Person 2: HFU

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HFU

The HFU, or HAZARDOUS FOOD UNIT is a unit of measurement used to rate and compare foods, especially crappy foods.

* The lower the measure the better.
* Below 1 is OK
* Above 1 your body is taking a hit.
* Given the demonstrated creativity of 'food scientists' there is no upper bound.

Examples:

Orange => ~ 0.2 HFUs
Good chocolate (in moderation) => ~ 1.1 HFUs
Twinkie => ~ 20 HFUs

Dude, those pancakes covered with syrup and ice cream and cookies and that sprinkle shit and budwiser were the bomb but must have been 20 HFUs! I'm going home to chug pepto and die.

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HFU

Harden the Fuck Up

Used to shut a whining pussy up. When you are at the end of your tether with them and don't want to listen to their sad ass stories anymore.

"I hurt my knee at soccer today"

"HFU, get over it."

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