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1) a statement of grunting determination when confronted with constipation, or
2) when times are tough, a shittier version of "this too shallpass".
Both to be accompanied by the following hand signals: This TWO (peace sign) shall pass (inverted peace sign). Hand signals can also be used with dropping (peace sign) a duece (inverted peace sign). Enjoy!
ME: Hey pal, I lost my job, my cat died and I haven't pooped in days.
YOU: Cheer up compadre, you know what they say! This TWO shall pass!
The worst president in history. After taking money from the people who work hard and become successful to help lazy idiots who sit on their butts all day, he helps the Isis terrorists by allowing them to use nuclear weapons. People will say, "dont worry. They wont be allowed to use nuclear weapons until 5 years from now" BUT WHAT THE HELL WILL WE DO IN 5 YEARS? THANKS OBAMA. Obamacare also lowers the motive to work because it is the distribution of money to the lazy butts who dot work. Ummm ok? So why would the unemployed want to work if obama is giving them the upper classes' money? THEY WONT. THANKS OBAMA.
Person 1: {fails test} "Thanks Obama"
Person 2: {trips} "Thanks Obama"
The worst president in history. After taking money from the people who work hard and become successful to help lazy idiots who sit on their butts all day, he helps the Isis terrorists by allowing them to use nuclear weapons. People will say, "dont worry. They wont be allowed to use nuclear weapons until 5 years from now" BUT WHAT THE HELL WILL WE DO IN 5 YEARS? THANKS OBAMA. Obamacare also lowers the motive to work because it is the distribution of money to the lazy butts who dot work. Ummm ok? So why would the unemployed want to work if obama is giving them the upper classes' money? THEY WONT. THANKS OBAMA.
Person 1: {fails test} "Thanks Obama"
Person 2: {trips} "Thanks Obama"
The best 70s/80s band out there. If you don't like Led Zeppelin, you sir are an idiot (and probably need hearing aids).
Person 1: dang Led Zeppelin is so good. Every word is a poem.
Person 2: screw you man every letter is a poem
When modern technology fails and one must resort to archaic, carbon based methods such as dictionaries and encyclopedias for definitions and references.
ME: Does anyone know where they keep the books in this place? The WiFi is down and I need to look something up.
Intern: The what?
ME: The BOOKS. I have to old schoogle it.
Intern: How old ARE you?
The opposite of "rock out with your cock out". When presented with an opportunity to either man-up or pussy-out, you choose the latter.
Dude at the Bar: "Are you gonna take this shot of of 151 with me? Or are you gonna dip out with your tip out like the bitch you are?
You: "I good man, I am feeling buzzed already."
Dude at the Bar: "Pussy!"
Just when you think you're done wiping your ass... you go in for one last swipe just to be certain... only to find the side of the toilet paper covered in shit, forcing you to restart the process on a much larger scale.
Dude: We had way too many beers and hot wings last night!
ME: No doubt, I had side paper poo for days. I finally just gave up and got in the shower.