Sex

Sex has hitherto been defined thus: "When a man inserts his erect penis into a woman's vagina." Oh, how you've all been fooled, and for so long! Sex is not limited to the act of insertion! Sex is not limited to heterosexual coupling! There's oral sex, anal sex, vaginal sex, felching, figging, snow-balling, etc. And don't let some addlepated dunderhead tell you differently.

Sam: Don't you think we've had enough sex for one night?
Dean: No, Sam, I don't think you've licked enough come out of my ass for you to have reached that conclusion.

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