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Dive

Inviting an individual to state the obvious when they know that your already aware of the answer.

The serve must be relevant to the current conversation/situation otherwise the dive is declared lame. Extra kudos if one can catch out multiple people at the same time with a single serve.

The situation: Friend stood looking at birthday cards in the local supermarket
The 'serve': "...so someone's birthday soon?"
The 'dive': "yes mate it's...."
The punchline: *clap hands together in exaggerated diving pose* "um - DIVE!" *smug grin*

by SteVader January 17, 2006

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Pleather

*Genuine Pleather (not to be confused with synthetic pleather). The only material considered suitable for The World's Greatest Runner รขย„ยข to sit on whilst gaming.

Super comfy, swivels, rocks, reclines, heated, massages and has two cup holders for booze and 4 pockets for storing some healthy grilled pitta breads as a healthy alternative gaming snack.

Mate it's made of 100% genuine Pleather. It's a wipe clean surface.

by SteVader July 13, 2017


Beaver Fortress

A fortified place, especially a large, permanent military stronghold that often includes a beaver.

Beaver Fortress: You'll never get in, that place is light fort beaver.

by SteVader January 17, 2011