Jaspered

To half-ass something; to make it appear an object or item has been fixed but will fall apart or break soon after touching or using it.

Person A: That used truck you bought is awesome!

Person B: Yeah, but the guy I got it from totally jaspered everything on it. There's double-sided tape on the gas door, bondo all over, and the radio falls apart when you try to use it.

Person A: Sorry, man. Sounds like you definitely got jaspered on that one.

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