texas toast

when a bunch of guys bust on a piece of toast and who ever has the smallest load has to eat the toast

we played texas toast last night it sucked

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rap

the best music ever.

you got lil jon
wat bout scrappy
and 50 cent

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faffing

The excessive use of time for nonsense activities

Stop faffing around already, and please provide to me my work objectives.

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=d

=d
What happens when you try to put a smiley ( =D ) in a comment on someones page but they have a page style that makes all font lower-case.

Comment:
Hey! =D

Appears:
hey! =d

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waterfalls

a massive and uncontrolled release of diarrhea

raph (who has sexual dreams of jason) has waterfalls

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Cat Food

A woman who desires to get married but never does so instead gets a cat. She leads a lonely life and dies alone in her house. Because she has no one in her life, no one notices she is missing from daily life. Her cat begins to starve so it begins to eat her to stay alive.

If my boss doesn't find a man soon she is going to end up cat food.

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teabagged

While playing Halo in multiplayer,after raining victoriously over your opponent(killing them) you crouch and uncrouch over their lifeless body.....whether over their head or other preferred area of the corpse.

I killed Default and teabagged his cold dead face, only right before i was sniped by a dirty vagodor.

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