George W Bush

Current President Of The United States Of America, his occupation is living Proof that americans are stupid

if Americans Hate george bush so much, why did they elect him to be president, and why did they re-elect him 4 years later?

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code 5

the oven at Subway

Hey, that's the timer, we've got a code 5!

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fuscilate

Multi-purpose verb. Used especially in place of bodily functions, but not limited to them.

1)Man, I'll be right back, I've really got to fuscilate
2)Oh, that smells terrible! Who fuscilated?!?!
3) You better shut up or I'm gonna come over there and fuscilate you!!
4) Hey, could you fuscilate my hockey stick, it's about to fall over.
5) The telephone pole screamed as the asteroid began to fuscilate. Darin was very angry!!

crumpet

A word you call a white person instead of cracker

I was beat up by a gang of crumpets

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Angry Workers Syndrome

The feeling of extreme anger and rage at all the slackers of the world (i.e. everyone except you and your crew). Comes with heightened powers perception and insight, especially as to whether someone is actually working or just standing around and faking it. Extreme cases can occur when the worker is listening to certain Michael Jackson songs. The only know cure for AWS is two entire pizzas for each worker, watching "The Shawshank Redemption", Henry Weinhard's root beer, and solitude away from all of those fricken slackers! see AWS

All I want to say is that they don't really care about us!

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pithy

something absurd or ridiculous

teacher: sit down stevie
stevie: bitch this shit is a pithy

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wibble

A word commonly used instead of 'sex'

I 'wibbled' her all night long

Would you like to 'wibble' now?

We were 'wibbling' but then her mother cam in and joined us...*side note*I can dream!

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