Sponge

A stingy prick who likes nothing more than to benefit from the generosity of his god-like friends.

Lewis: Hey man, where's michael? I haven't seen him all night.

Spencer: Ahhh Lew, he's being a sponge, trying to soak up some of Rory's jagermeister...

Lewis: *sighs* Typical Michael, typical sponge...

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