Bao

A huge chinese dumpling that has an endless variety of fillings

Mom: I made Bao
Daughter: With what filling?
Mom: pulled pork

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Cuntcussion

When you get hit so hard in your head, you can feel it in your cunt.

Drunk Boy: Man, I got hit so hard by that car, that I have a 'cuntcussion'

Clumsy girl: That pole hit me so hard in the head, that I think I have a 'cuntcussion'