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A cold wet rag applied to the vaginal region post coitus.
Guy: Wow, that was some hot sex!
Girl: My lady bits are on fire! Grab me a swamp cooler!
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An extremely large pair of breasts, usually mounted on a petit blond who can drink twice her own body weight in lager nightly, alcoholic amnaesia is a side effect, rendering any fondling of the 'Beer Tits' useless to the owner.
I was driving home last night at 7.30 pm and these 'Beer Tits' just popped out of the pub into the road and wrote off my new Ford Mondeo.
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