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The aid of a mustache during cunnilingus.
She liked when he grew a mustache because he knew how to pleasure her with his muff rake.
There's the big spoon, the little spoon, and sometimes a middle spoon. Another name for the middle spoon is The Spork, because they go both ways.
Who's the big spoon, little spoon, and middle spoon? The middle spoon is The Spork because they go *both ways*.
The 45th of July is a celebration of Donald Trump as President with tanks, guns, bombs, and a flyover from Aircraft One! It is usually celebrated on the 4th of July in celebration (sorta) of our great country, the USofA. "It'll be yuge."
The 45th of July is a celebration of our great leader, Donald John Trump, but also kinda celebrating America. There was fanfare, tanks, a flyover from Aircraft One, and a fireworks show with many fireworks launched on ICBMs direct from the DPRK thanks to the President's good friend Chairman Kim!
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A Polish Escape Room is a style of escape room where you have a time limit to find clues and escape the room. In a Polish Escape Room, if you don't find the clues to escape, the building burns down with you inside it.
Five teenage girls went to a Polish Escape Room, but didn't solve the clues in time, so the building burned down with them in it.
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Vigilanteclaus is the vigilante mall Santa that takes matters into his own hands. Stepdad touches you? Tell Vigilanteclaus, he'll take care of it. Payback is a bitch.
Girl to Vigilanteclaus: My Christmas wish is for my daddy to stop touching me.
Vigilanteclaus: *without a word* /HEADBUTT/ /SMASH/ *punches step-dad in the face*
A woman who needs no introduction; the spokeswoman for the worst con man in the entire Universe who can't utter three words in a row without lying. A moronic demigorgon who uses taxpayer dollars and the crushed burnt dreams of the American people as smokey eyeliner.
Did you see that huckster MAGAt Sarah Hucksterbee Sanders on Fox and Friends today? She got eviscerated. On a Trump-friendly network. And kept on conning! In the same week John Kelly and Secretary of Offense Jim Mattis leave the cabinet, the economy is crashing, and there's a looming government shutdown, Hucksterbee keeps lying.
Me: How do you know if Sarah Hucksterbee Sanders is lying?
Jim Mattis: How?
Me: Her lips are moving.
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In any sport with a referee, when the opposing team is less skilled, but gets help from the refferees to win the game with phantom calls and missed penalties against your team.
We were going to win easily, but got completely out-reffed!