Baby sex

A male and female baby having sex

My son and her had baby sex, as he was 3 and she was 2

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🍆👌

It’s a penis in a woman’s pussy

Hey babe let’s have 🍆👌 tonight, I really wanna make kids and feel good

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Sex

A word in which a male stick his penis in a girls vagina

My crush was by turbo lake, so I look action. I stripped her shirt and bra off before taking her pants and underwear off. She blushed as I stripped myself. Then she pushed me down and later on top of me, naked. She said that she had always wanted to have sex with me but was to afraid. And after that we had buttsex.

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665

The cops (British 911 hotline)

“Hey Siri, cal 665”!
Would you like me to call emergency services?
“FUCK NO”

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Chicken strips

A popular meme taking place on a car

Fuck your chicken strips!