Beat N’ Eat

1) the simultaneous actions of beating your meat and eating out your partner.

2) the action of beating your and/or your partners meat, proceeded by the action of you eating your partner out, and/or your partner eating you out.

Also see: Suck N’ Fuck

After foreplay, my partner loves to partake in a good ol’ Beat N’ Eat.

Giraffeneckititis

An illness where symptoms that occur are: weakness in the legs, cravings for greens, extending of neck, and dark patches on the skin.

This illness eventually leads into the physical transformation from human to giraffe.

The treatments known so far are as follows: eating less greens, intake of more meats, and medication(s) provided by a medical professional.

Doctor: your symptoms seem to align with those of Giraffeneckititis, I’m sorry but you’ve only 8 months before you’re fully transformed to a giraffe.

Wiggle Wert

Informal noun
When a person, figuratively and in action, is a little small worm-like creature.

That Charlotte is just like an energetic kitten, she’s definitely a wiggle wert.

Seth’s pizza delivery

A ‘lost’ video heard of on reddit.

This video is said to be a lost p0rnhub video, removed from the website due to the content in the video being too vulgar for their site.
The video is said to have consisted of an attractive female delivering pizza, but when ‘Seth’ instead pays and shuts the door the video gets more interesting than first thought.

Highlights include the main actor apparently making love to a fresh pizza while his gardener watches the events through a window.

It wasn’t as strange as two girls one cup but Seth’s Pizza Delivery was pretty crazy to watch to the end.

Terinable

Adjective
When a person with the name Terin does or speaks of something mildly to extremely bad or, in a word, terrible.

A pun using the name ‘Terin’

Seth: Did you hear about Terin? She got in trouble and had to go to the office!

Theo: wow! That’s Terinable!

Chat

(A name/nickname)

A wonderful girl who is all together sweet, caring, and cute. She’s got good looks and she’s loyal, and is honest as all hell too.

Your family loves her despite only talking to her a couple times, but from what they’ve heard, and how happy she makes you, they can’t see anything bad about her.
Her name/nickname is telling because of how often she talks with the one she adores.

p1: Hey! How’s that girl of yours, Chat?
p2: You know, she’s the best!

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