Giraffeneckititis

An illness where symptoms that occur are: weakness in the legs, cravings for greens, extending of neck, and dark patches on the skin.

This illness eventually leads into the physical transformation from human to giraffe.

The treatments known so far are as follows: eating less greens, intake of more meats, and medication(s) provided by a medical professional.

Doctor: your symptoms seem to align with those of Giraffeneckititis, I’m sorry but you’ve only 8 months before you’re fully transformed to a giraffe.