Baby Benz

A low end Mercedes Benz motorcar, usually purchased in the hopes of impressing women who are ignorant of it's cost. More often than not, it is re-badged with a higher class alphanumeric title (ex. C320 entry level model to an S500 luxury flagship sedan) and AMG badges regardless of type.

"You - ringin’ bells with bags from Chanel
Baby Benz, traded in your Hyundai Excel
Fully equipped, CD changer with the cell
She beeped me, meet me at twelve"

Notorious B.I.G., One more chance

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calpis

1. Calcium enriched soft drink produced in Japan. Encompasses a fairly large product line wich includes carbonated and fruit flavored versions of the drink along with candy and frozen desserts. The most common version of the drink is "Calpis Water," which appears as a milky white liquid similar to milk, yet has a starchy sweet taste and a slightly acid aftertaste.

2. Japanese slang term for ejaculate.

This Calpis tastes funny.
Ore no calpis nonderu yo!

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kusotaro

Japanese term which translates directly into "asshole" in English. Not to be confused with kisama which is more akin to "son of a bitch."

Japanese: "Kusotaro, bukoroshiteyaruzo!
English: "Asshole, I'll kill you!

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