Swampert

Swampert is the most badass Pokémon in the world. Greninja can go suck two huge BBC’s, cuz Swampert is the way more superior water type. He always has a huge cock, which is 100 times bigger than greninja’s little shrimp dick. Easily the best starter to chose in Pokémon history, and mudkip is adorable af.

Wow you chose a Swampert as your starter, awesome!

Futa

A sin of god, and a way to remember that god has died a long time ago. If you enjoy this form of masculine torture, you will never make it to heaven with the chad swampert, and stay at the bottomless pits of hell, we’re you can find sinful af paintings like this

Ewwww u like futa? Stay away from me, and never talk to me again

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