Swampert

A highly underrated Pokemon. It has one weakness, and it can Mega Evolve. Next time you do a play through of a Hoenn game, make sure to have one or I will hunt you down.

Wow, his Swampert just took down Steven Stone without any problems!"
"Well, at least he has a Swampert instead of that overrated motherfucker Blaziken

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Swampert

Swampert is the most badass Pokémon in the world. Greninja can go suck two huge BBC’s, cuz Swampert is the way more superior water type. He always has a huge cock, which is 100 times bigger than greninja’s little shrimp dick. Easily the best starter to chose in Pokémon history, and mudkip is adorable af.

Wow you chose a Swampert as your starter, awesome!

Swampert

When you rub dirt all over your vagina and have your lover get you wet, turning it into mud, before you squirt it in there face using muddy water.

Ex. Dude my sex is so dirty my girl gave me a swampert

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