September 25th Eve

That time of year, every september 24th men all around the world get ready and find a big juicy schlong to gobble down!

Man 1: hey bro what did you get up to last night?
Man 2: oh you know just prepared for September 25th Eve.

egotise

Ego + expertise, when an individual thinks they have expertise in a subject but it is driven by their huge ego. In reality they don’t have knowledge on the topic but think they should give their opinion.

Person 1: Wow Frank really knows his stuff about fine wines.

Person 2: I think it’s his egotise.