aggroevasion

When a girl does something so incredibly stupid that you're immediately pissed off, but then turns around and does something so incredibly cute that you can't help but not be angry.

Siria is a master of aggroevasion; whenever she says something stupid, she immediately looks up with big puppy dog eyes and says "But... what I meant was... I love you, Daddy"

Pulling a Pretzel

Being so lazy that the act of moving across the room to get or do something necessary is too much of an inconvenience under the belief that simply staying put and not doing anything would be more preferred.

I needed to pee, but I felt like pulling a pretzel, and now I'm sitting in a puddle.

enemaccino

The act of brewing a cup of coffee, then pouring it into the anus of your sexual partner with a funnel, letting it steep for several minutes until it comes to a cool, drinkable temperature, and then expelled out of their anus and into a cup, ready to drink.

Dude, this girl that I hooked up with last night made an excellent enemaccino for breakfast this morning. Slightly nutty, but totally delicious!