enemaccino

The act of brewing a cup of coffee, then pouring it into the anus of your sexual partner with a funnel, letting it steep for several minutes until it comes to a cool, drinkable temperature, and then expelled out of their anus and into a cup, ready to drink.

Dude, this girl that I hooked up with last night made an excellent enemaccino for breakfast this morning. Slightly nutty, but totally delicious!