videogame

1)The greatest invention ever. 2)The ultimate scape goat. 3)An electronic device worthless lazy parents use in place of watching their children themselves.

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Half-Cocked

Half cocked = a flacid boner

"I thought it would be a good idea to show off my package... too bad I pulled out a flacid-boner"

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