drive-by bumper

Any inconsiderate asshole or bitch who "bumps" their stereo while driving by, waking you from a deep sleep, and pisses you off.

Jack: "Why are you so bitchy today?"

Jane: "I got woken up at 4:30 this morning by a drive-by bumper. Some people are so rude!"

wimpire

What Hollywood laughingly defines as a vampire these days; Vampires of the sparkly type (re: Twilight)

Jack: "I had to take my little sister to see the wimpire movie yesterday. I fell asleep."

Jill: "OMG but I heart Twilight!"

Jack: "I'm breaking up with you."

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