wimpire

What Hollywood laughingly defines as a vampire these days; Vampires of the sparkly type (re: Twilight)

Jack: "I had to take my little sister to see the wimpire movie yesterday. I fell asleep."

Jill: "OMG but I heart Twilight!"

Jack: "I'm breaking up with you."

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wimpire

Empire builder from the perspective of the woman driving it.

His wimpire is really hot, but girls, he will go down hard in the end.