Confizzled

To be ‘Confizzled’ is where you are confused with the current situation in front of you (or in the world at large) but at least you have champagne.

At the black tie soirée last week, Martha slapped Olivia with a side of smoked salmon despite not having spoken to her before.

I was drinking Moët, utterly confizzled, and didn’t know what was happening at all!