mayonaisse

A common beginning to a sentence, spoken by urban dwellers

Mayonaisse, allot people in my room

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dizzel

A short slang name of Andy.

What up An-dizzel.
Stop being a dizzel, dizzel.

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Maginot Line

An example of why France will always get their asses kicked.

The Germans skipped the Maginot line, went right around the French Army, boy what a long march the French have to surrender.

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wondergirl

a girl who works at Whole Foods in Philly, tattoed, beautiful, funny

Wondergirl bent over to straighten the Burts Bees rack.

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superbadasssweetdaddyjones

The coolest, badest, superflyinist pimp of them all... me.

AALLL the bitches be luvin superbadasssweetdaddyjones

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foaming mountain

When a man ejaculates in a womans mouth, then she gargles it and spits it back up

Tom emptied his load into Jills mouth, she showed him how much she liked it by preforming a foaming mountain.

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special gas

n. the vaporous emission released from your suitemate's posterior when he enters your room late at night to say hi

I suspected special gas when Paul entered my room, said hi, turned around, waited a second, then left.

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