Residoodle

A cross between an apartment building, a strip mall, an office building, a parking deck, a corporate art exhibit, and a poodle. Usually erected quickly and filled with fembots and banker bros from other areas of the country who walk their doodle pooches around the sidewalks and forget to bring a doodlepooh bag.

I dropped my Tinder date off at the new residoodle downtown off Main and she asked me to come in for tea and some anal sex.