turbolinskii

The greatest nickname ever to be given to a man. Turbolinskii is a hero to all mankind. Chuck Norris wears Turbolinskii pajamas.. There is no name that has ever come close to being as cool, amazing or majestic. One legend by the name of Jared has been given this most awesome nickname. Jareds "Turbolinskiis" most gorgeous fiance Rosie "Pickles" gave him this name for pulling into a parking lot too fast and it stuck for all eternity.

There's 3rd place there's 2nd place but nothing compares to what place Turbolinskii came in 1ST PLACE