The Penalty Cunt

When you and your girlfriend are playing soccer and she starts arguing with the referee "you"...you then take off all of her clothes, lay her down, and then run and penalty kick her in the cunt. Your foot should penetrate the vagina.

My wife was arguing with me while playing soccer...I then gave her " The Penalty Cunt".

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Shopvagging

When you want to cum inside a girl but don't want her to give birth in the future...you put a shop vac up to her vagina and suck the cum out and hopefully she doesn't develop a baby in the future.

I was shopvagging my girlfriend last night...she's pregnant still.

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