Musking

The activity of attracting government funding by passing off others' intellectual property as one's own, especially when with an apparent delusion of grandeur; a portmanteau of "busking" and Elon Musk's surname.

Years of musking had taught him not to worry that they weren't clapping - he was absolutely killing it with this crowd.

Teething

A sexual fetish involving two individuals clench their teeth before proceeding to clash them with each other. More deviant variants involve charging at each other to clash teeth, or a third person tying two people on a rail, facing each other head first with their lips taped back, before ramming them into each other.

Dentist:"And how did you break your tooth?"
Patient: "My mate Mike helped Sally and I do some teething last night."
Dentist:" Dude that's fucked up"

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