Teething

A sexual fetish involving two individuals clench their teeth before proceeding to clash them with each other. More deviant variants involve charging at each other to clash teeth, or a third person tying two people on a rail, facing each other head first with their lips taped back, before ramming them into each other.

Dentist:"And how did you break your tooth?"
Patient: "My mate Mike helped Sally and I do some teething last night."
Dentist:" Dude that's fucked up"

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Teething

Chewing on Nipples and penises and other areas of the body

Why are teething me

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in the teeth of

If something happens or is done in the teeth of difficulties, the difficulties cause problems but do not stop it

The road was built in the teeth of fierce opposition from the public.

No teeth

What you say to a girl when she is about to give you a blowjob

Hey Martha, please no teeth.

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teethed

to shoplift.. steal...

yo u teethed my style... where u get dat candybar? i teethed it from tha store....

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:teeth:

A DogsOnAcid smiley that has a meaning similar to wordjk/word.

Usage Notes:
1. It overrides ANY and ALL smilies when used at the end of a post.

2. It shields it's user from ANY and ALL retaliatory wordflame/words EXCEPT when the wordflame/word in question is itself suffixed with :teeth:

3. It's effect on a post is directly proportional to the number of blank lines preceeding it.

4. Improper usage of :teeth: will result in it's user being demoted to the status of wordn00b:/word for a period of 2 * (no. of :teeth: offences) weeks. The same goes for anyone who is found guilty of flaming a :teeth:'ed post.

5. It has no effect on anything posted by wordn00b/words, because wordn00b/word's are not meant to be taken seriously anyway.

6. Adding or removing :teeth: from a submitted post is considered bad netiquette is generally frowned upon.

i fucked your momma last night. :slayer:













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Teeth

White calcium-like deposits in your gums. According to shake of Aqua Teen Hunger Force, teeth are for gay people.

"Yeah, the reason I dont have teeth..... is because I got rid of them, because teeth are for gay people. Why do you think fairies come and get them?"

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