Prairie Squid

A free-range cephalopod used by Subgenius acolytes in the pursuit of ultimate Slack through the expression of their oozquirt laden glands. Natural emitters of F-Rays, these offspring of Cthulhu are prized by the Overmen and Overwomen all around the world for their hedonistic sexual expression.

Normals are unindoctrinated to this world and must not be privy to the sensual powers of the Prairie Squid, as it will cause them to be obsessed to the people of a full collapse of their personal and professional lives.

At the last X-Day Devival, several Doktors passed around a Prairie Squid until the chafing got too intense.

omnifallibility

The ability to be wrong about anything and everything. Originally coined by the Church of the SubGenius in the book, "Revelation X".

Behold the power of Omnifallibility, demanding miracles before anything else has been tried!

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