seahawks

Permanent expansion team.

The Seahawks are, and always will be, crap.

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yoopers

An individual from the U.P. of Michigan

My parents were raised in Northern Michigan so they are Yoopers.

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foaming mountain

When a man ejaculates in a womans mouth, then she gargles it and spits it back up

Tom emptied his load into Jills mouth, she showed him how much she liked it by preforming a foaming mountain.

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special gas

n. the vaporous emission released from your suitemate's posterior when he enters your room late at night to say hi

I suspected special gas when Paul entered my room, said hi, turned around, waited a second, then left.

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Manscape

The metrosexual art of trimming your hedges "body hair". Derived from the word landscape.

Look at that metro, his manscaping is out of control, he looks like a 12 year old boy!

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wondergirl

a girl who works at Whole Foods in Philly, tattoed, beautiful, funny

Wondergirl bent over to straighten the Burts Bees rack.

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dizzel

A short slang name of Andy.

What up An-dizzel.
Stop being a dizzel, dizzel.

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