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Shark Tank

A television program on US network ABC, where hopeful entrepreneurs pitch their idea to five investors and see if any of them take the bate.

Hey Mary, it's Friday! Shark Tank is on tonight!

by Telephony August 2, 2014

46πŸ‘ 12πŸ‘Ž


Horhay

How one might spell the name, "Jorge" if they can't spell Spanish names.
The spelling, "H-O-R-H-A-Y" is because it sounds just like that when spoken.

Hey, wasn't there somebody named Horhay Posada in baseball?

by Telephony December 19, 2013

70πŸ‘ 18πŸ‘Ž


walltoilet

Misspelled as walltoliet in another UD definition.
Another name for one of those wall-mounted porcelain or stainless steel urinals.

Gary, call the plumber! Somebody shoved paper towels or something into that walltoilet and flooded it!!

by Telephony September 11, 2019


dustman

Chiefly British: A garbage man.

{Martha}: Linda, please be certain to take that old busted chair to the curb tonight so that the dustman will throw it into the back of his dustcart in the morning.

by Telephony May 22, 2014

18πŸ‘ 2πŸ‘Ž


my little poo-poo book

A paperback novel or small magazine that you usually only read while sitting on the john to leave a shit (I know it's supposed to be take a shit, but in the immortal words of the late great comedian George Carlin, you don't TAKE a shit, you LEAVE one).

I'm going to bring my little poo-poo book to the bathroom with me while I go drop a stool.

by Telephony January 25, 2014

17πŸ‘ 1πŸ‘Ž


Open Mike

A rather unfortunately common misspelling of the phrase, "open mic" which is an event staged by bars & nightclubs allow ordinary people to go onstage and sing, tell dirty jokes, or spout off a bountifully overflowing cornucopia of toilet tongue just to try and liven up an otherwise dull house.

Seen in printed material only (such as a sign in a window); as "open mike" and, "open mic" are pronounced exactly the same.

MAY 31 OPEN MIKE FROM 7 TO 11

by Telephony May 14, 2015

9πŸ‘ 1πŸ‘Ž


whizzer

Another name for one of those wall-mounted porcelain or stainless steel urinals.

Hey! Don't use that whizzer on the left because it shoots pee at your head when you flush the fucker!!!

by Telephony August 7, 2015

22πŸ‘ 11πŸ‘Ž