zax

Computer-generated music.

That awsome zax in the Dominator loader for the Commodore 64 computer was written by Matt Gray.

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Crabby Pattie

A clump of cat urine (often found with one or more sewer pickles) in the plastic cat toliet if a clumping kitty litter is used. Gets its name from the Krabby Patty, a sandwich made at the Krusty Krab by SpongeBob SquarePants because it is often somewhat flattened and patty-shaped.

Note spelling; the Krabby Patty is generally known to be delectable -- you simply would not want to eat a clump of cat potty.

Mom, I only found one Crabby Pattie in Boots' litterbox this morning.

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pee'd

A very common misspelling of the word, "peed" .

Josh had to go so badly, he simply pee'd behind a parked UPS truck.

swirlio

What you might call a swirly if you were Beavis of MTV's Beavis and Butt-Head.
FYI a swirly is when you put somebody's head into a toliet and flush -- works best if the shitbowl you use is an aluminum thunderflush or a porcelain version of one.

I am going to give you a swirlio so that I can get rollios for my bunghole!

synthetic clapping

Synthetic clapping is the sound of clapping hands made by a synthesizer or through a software program like Synth-Werk rather than being made by a person clapping his or her own hands.

I can't stand the sound of real clapping in music, but synthetic clapping is fine with me.

I/O

When referencing a pet, this term stands for Indoor/Outdoor.
That is, a dog or cat that spends as much time outside as it spends inside.

Candy is our new I/O cat -- she sleeps outside at night but comes in the house to play with our other kitties during the day.

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telephone fruit

Bananas!
They are sometimes called the telephone fruit because if you hold one like an old-style landline (corded) telephone handset it looks as though you really *ARE* holding a landline handset (aka. a telephone "receiver").

I'm going to the store to pick up some taper powels, poliet taper, grapes, and telephone fruit.