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head

A toilet; esp. on a ship.
Called that because in the days of sailing ships, the toilet was simply a hole in the deck near the ship's bow (the front or head of a ship).

Hold on there Sarge! I need to go to the head and leave a shit!

by Telephony November 03, 2014


hamster mouth

What presidential-elect Donald Trump had when he was campaigning.

If you looked at his cocksucker when he was talking, his lips would very frequently become pursed and it looked as though he were a hamster -- or even a fish at times.

Hey Carolyn!ain,trail
Trump is having this TV debate with Hillary -- you've just got to see his hamster mouth, hahaha!!!

by Telephony January 15, 2017


F49

The word, "fag" when typed in attempt to bypass the inbuilt censors found in many online chat rooms, games, and BBS (forum) software.

Eric, you're such a phucking F49 it ain't even funny. :-|
Get off my dick...it's sick!!!

by Telephony October 28, 2012


for Christ sakes

It means the same as for Christ's sake! but please note the spelling & syntax.

{John}: Hey Josh, quick! Check out that blimp about to crash into a radio tower!
{Josh}: For Christ sakes John, that looks just like the pictures of the Hindenburg crash that I've seen!!!

by Telephony September 25, 2013


smoked

Hosed down with a gun.

{Joshua}: Hey Chris, didjya hear that Frankie in Seattle got smoked last night?

by Telephony February 08, 2014


post hoar

Means the same as, "post whore", but spelled the way some people spell the word, "whore".
A post hoar often simply posts one- or two-word posts or posts consisting of nothing more than an emoticon, often for the sole purpose of incrementing their post count on online BBSs or fora (the correct pluralisation of the word, "forums").

Jane is such a post hoar on Facebook; the douchenoozle posts one- or two-word posts like fifty times a day.

by Telephony March 20, 2015


STP

Simply put: the acronym for Soggy Toliet Paper.
It is *** NOT*** the motor oil additive that makes your car motor run better!

Don't use that end stall!!! It has STP in it!!!

by Telephony May 29, 2015