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A phrase that simply means butt, ass patootie, etc.
The pink starfish is located near the center of your toliet muscle.
\ toy'lah'FLEK'shun \ (v.)
The unnatural twisting and bending motions made by people as they wipe while still seated on a toliet. Toilaflexion can occasionally result in pulls or strains if performed while standing.
Dave: Hey Chris! What's with the body cast?
Chris: Awww I got toilaflexion while wiping my ass last week.
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A fake, fictional, phoney-bologna song, sung to the tune of the campfire song, "B-I-N-G-O".
⪠There was a john that had a name and Poddy was its name-o! âª
⪠P-O-D-D-Y âª
⪠P-O-D-D-Y âª
⪠P-O-D-D-Y âª
⪠And Poddy was its name-o! âª
How many people pronounce the word, "potty".
Can be used to describe the act of ejecting micturition or the urine itself.
Some people use the word to describe the act of leaving a shit as well.
Hold on a moment -- I really need to go poddy before we leave!
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Another term for, "dry cell pig" -- that is, a battery-operated device that devours batteries like there's no tomorrow.
Man this radio is a real battery hog! I just put a new set of AA cells in there half an hour ago and they're already going down the tube!
Another name for toilet paper (bungwipe, paper toliets, rollios, TP, buttwipe, etc.)
{James, in a toilet stall adjacent to one that somebody else is using}: Hey buddy next door! Do you have any assiton assimilators that I can borrow?
In a multiple-cat household a food crook is the cat that goes from bowl-to-bowl eating all of the other cats' food.
Pookie, stop that you food crook!!!
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